Outfit: Zalora Basics Square Neck Red Dress

Zalora Basics Square Neck Red Dress
Zalora Basics Square Neck Red Dress

Happy New Year, sexy people!

I hope you had a wonderful NYE celebration!

2019 is finally here and I can’t wait to meet new friends, to experience more, and to create more memories!

Anyway, I’ve been gone shopping online on Zalora, check out what I recently purchased:

Zalora Basics Square Neck Red Dress
Zalora Basics Square Neck Red Dress

RED BODYCON DRESS

Zalora Basics Square Neck Red Dress (PHP 999.00 for XS) is a solid shade short sleeve paneled dress, unlined, square neckline, slim fit, back zip fastening, and made of 95% polyester & 5% spandex knit.

A bodycon dress is a style of dress that tightly hugs the contours of the body and is usually made of stretchy material.

Zalora Basics Square Neck Red Dress
Zalora Basics Square Neck Red Dress

SEXY HOURGLASS

American singer, actress, dancer Jennifer Lopez and I almost share the same body type, which is the gorgeous hourglass figure.

I fall under the hourglass shape because I have more or less proportioned bust and hips measurements.  I have wide hips, thunder thighs, and a well-defined waist.

In short, my curves are very balanced!

This is why I look tall in photos when in reality I a actually stand five feet tall only.

I am a shawty, baby!

I know most women want an hourglass shape but dressing this type is not always easy.

Based on my experience, hourglass is nothing if I am just wearing unflattering clothes.

This is true as well with the other types: Rectangular, inverted triangle, and spoon.

Zalora Basics Square Neck Red Dress
Zalora Basics Square Neck Red Dress (too happy lol)

I was watching one of Sorelle Amore’s YouTube videos on how to look better in photos and one of her suggestions is to look for celebrities that you share the same body type with and to look closely at what pieces of clothes that they are wearing!

So I did!

JLo loves wearing bodycons!

Although, the idea of wearing a bodycon is as scary as F (because very unpredictable belly and out-of-control buttocks), probably, it’s time for me to wear this dress type once again.  Do you agree, yes?

Related: Forever21 Sweater Bodycon Dress in Black

Zalora Basics Square Neck Red Dress
Zalora Basics Square Neck Red Dress

MY ASS IS TOO FAT

I’ve been always expressive about my butt feelings but it’s no joke when I said that I have a huge behind.  I call them my big planets.  My big buns are scandalous.  They literally bounce, shake, wiggle, and pop when I move.  I can even make them clap!

If we are friends in real life, you may not notice at all because some clothes can diminish its real size but damn bodycons can maximize my booty potential!

To add, it just appeared so healthy and big because I was not wearing any body shaper underneath here, just lacy thongs.

Btw, please subscribe to my Best Booty Songs Playlist on Spotify.

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Zalora Basics Square Neck Red Dress
Zalora Basics Square Neck Red Dress

BIG BUTT PROBLEMS

My only struggle when I wore this dress for our 10th wedding anniversary date was I kept on pulling it down.

If you have some solutions, please butt in!

Zalora Basics Square Neck Red Dress
Zalora Basics Square Neck Red Dress (with IGHubby and A.R.T.)

One of my personal goals for 2019 is to emphasize my best assets: Hips, waist, butt, legs, and my long hair.

Thank you for reading!  Until my next post!

Outfit of the Day Details:
Zalora Basics Square Neck Red Dress; H&M Court Shoes in Beige; Aldo Night Purse; Parfois bracelets, D&G watch, and some jewelry 

xoxo, laarni

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